The cigarette calculator

Print your own cigarettes!

No money left for cigarettes? no problem! Just print your own! All you need is a (colour)printer, scissors, some glue and patience!

First type in the number of cigarettes you want to print. Once you press the "OK" button a new page with your cigarettes will be displayed. Print that page, cut out the cigarettes along the dotted lines. Take a pencil or a cigarette and wrap the (soon to be) cigarette around it. Unwrap it again. Put some glue on the white - or depending on you preffered size, coloured - area of the cigarette, roll it again and hold it for a few seconds. There you go.

Legal notice: we reject any resposibility for the harm done by self-printed cigarettes!

How many cigarettes do you want?
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